Frogs
Yuk! I looked at the water I’d left by the front door for the cats. It was green! I emptied the container onto a nearby plant, carried it inside and proceed to wash it in hot soapy water. Suddenly, there was this large green frog hopping all over my sink! Cutlery clattered and dishes rattled until I finally caught and relocated it amongst the plants in the backyard. No wonder the water had looked green!
It’s a long time since I’ve seen such a large green frog. There used to a lot about, but now the cane toads have taken over.
I’ve always liked frogs. When I was small, a large frog lived in our letterbox. Just after I started school, I took it in a jar for my teacher, but she kindly let me bring it home again.
They seem to like letterboxes. We always had a frog in our letterbox when my kids were little. Everyday I had to lift Ben up to look at the frog. One day, some neighbourhood kids were fooling around our letterbox so I called out, “Don’t take our frog. We like frogs.” The next day there were five frogs in our letterbox!
Then there was the frog that took up residence under the rim in the toilet bowl in the hall where we hold our Jumble Sales. He eluded capture for a long time and quite a few of the women preferred to walk down the road to the public toilets than to risk an intimate encounter!
Before you meet a handsome prince….
And now frogs have almost disappeared and we have big ugly cane toads everywhere. I’ve had more than my share of toads.
When Ben was in High School, he once needed a toad for science class. (I don’t want to think what they did with them!) Big-hearted Ben decided he’d find toads not only for himself, but also for the entire class.
“I know where I can get some big ones,” he said, as he grabbed a hessian sack and set off on his bike.
He came back beaming with a sackful of toads.
“But how are you going to take them to school on the train?” I asked.
“No problem,” he said, “I’ll put them in ice cream containers.”
But the toads simply knocked the lids off the plastic ice cream containers and escaped, as did the rest of the toads still in the sack.
I was cooking dinner when I heard Ben shout, “Mum, come quick!”
I went out and stood transfixed as an army of toads hopped toward me.
“Don’t just stand there,” yelled Ben. “Catch them!”
I stood my ground. “The duties of a mother,” I informed him, “do not extend to catching cane toads in her bare hands.”
I did manage to upend a bucket over one of them, but when I lifted the bucket the toad had disappeared. It must have gone down into the ground
They say that toads can’t jump, but late one night a very large ugly toad managed to climb up the stairs and come into the house. He evaded the broom I was wielding, made his way into my bedroom, and bunkered down under a small cupboard. It was nearly midnight. I had an important appointment next morning and just had to get some sleep.
So I used heavy boxes of books to block off all his escape routes and went to bed thinking I had him imprisoned. I could deal with the problem in the morning.
Several hours later, I was wakened by scraping noises, then a steady plop, plop, plop! I turned on the bedside light. The toad had pushed aside a box of books and was coming toward my bed.
Plop, plop, plop!
I jumped out, grabbed an empty ice cream container, threw it over him and tossed him out into the yard.
The next day, when I told my neighbour about it, she said, “How do you know it wasn’t a handsome prince in disguise?”
“At that time of night,” I replied, ” it was easier to deal with a toad than a strange man in my bedroom!”
Someone once said, “Before you meet a handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads!”