School memories, Change-Over Dinner
School memories
Can you remember your first day at school? We heard some wonderful stories at our World Vision Nostalgia Morning.
One woman recalled being taken to school by her elder sister and bolting out through the back gate as soon as she arrived. This pattern continued for several weeks until she was promised a new doll if she stayed at school.
Another one had vivid memories of one of the boys in her class on his first day. He was clinging to a pole, screaming and wetting his pants. He later became the school captain.
Someone else tried to hide on her first day, because the elastic in her bloomers broke.
And another one used to ride a pony to school. Crossing a creek on the way home, the pony decided to sit and cool off in the water. Our friend found herself in waist deep water, clinging desperately to the reins with one hand and holding her schoolbag above her head to keep it dry with the other.
I liked the story about the teacher who told his class he had eyes in the back of his head and could see them when he was writing on the blackboard - and they believed him! If he left the room, this same teacher would first remove his glass eye and place it on the table to watch the class. No one dared to move.
It was a good morning, and our Bring and Buy stall raised quite a bit for the Kanzokea Dispensary in Kenya.
Change-Over Dinner
Our Toastmasters Club celebrates the induction of new executive officers each year with a special Change Over-Dinner. This year we combined with two other clubs. We enjoyed a good meal (I would never have thought of serving kiwi fruit and strawberries with fish!) and some lighthearted activities - with an Olympic them this year - then the incoming officers of each club were solemnly sworn in to their positions for the coming year.
On a lighter note - at the beginning of the evening, we were each given a slip paper bearing these instructions:
Cross out six letters from the following line of letters so that the remaining letters, while staying in sequence, form a familiar English word.
B S A I N X L E A T N T E A R S"Aha!" I said to my companion, "I'll work this out. I do cryptic crosswords - I'm good at word puzzles!"
I puzzled over it the entire evening, not really paying full attention to the rest of the programme - I was so intent on being the first one to work it out. (They say it's not a good idea for speakers to hand their audience anything to read during their speech as it is likely to distract them. I think the same rule should have applied here!)
At the end of the evening I still hadn't worked it out, and much to my chagrin, quite a few people had solved it straight away! I'll tell you the answer next week. In the meantime, send me an email if you know the answer - there's no prize, but it will let me know that someone reads this nonsense! (or send me an email if you can't work it out so I'll know I'm not the only one who is stupid! I'll send you the answer.)

